Apr 25, 2014

Social Media Ate My Homework

12:00A  Gave up scrolling fruitlessly through titles on Netflix, went to bed

12:05A  Considered not washing face; dammimascara, washed face

2:00A Woke up from dream about eating eclair; ate eclair

7:00A  Standard wake up: John saying, "Feed me?"

8:00A  Compose stellar 'To Do' list, best ever

8:15A  Admire list

8:30A  Basic grooming; yoga pants; walk dogs

9:15A  Miss yoga class, cross off list

9:30A  Check email, new followers on Twitter,  I should thank them...


12:30P  What? 12:30?? Who peed on the floor?!

1:00P  Cross off walk dogs from list 

1:08P  Eat lunch, erase a few items on list

1:12P  Watched 'picking paint' on YouTube, cross off paint hallway

1:14P  This week's New Yorker digital available - Kinsley article great, should share this...


4:30P What?? Dammit! Walk dogs, start laundry

5:15P  Edit list - erase pay bills, write in buy shed, cross off buy shed

5:20P Vacuum potato chip crumbs from couch, cross off vacuum house

5:30P  Get out box of macaroni & cheese for dinner, cross off cook dinner

5:50P  Almost forgot! Cross off laundry

6:00P  Tell everyone I worked on blog, sneak upstairs to shred list


  1. sounding a bit like you're getting adult ADHD!!!

  2. Yup about sums up my day. I intentionally add stupid things to my to do list just so I feel like I accomplished more. You know stuff like feed kids, feed dog! LOL

  3. We can all relate to this! I love how you so easily embrace and express the funny side of things some of us would not readily to admit to doing. (Bridgit)

  4. lol! Very funny. Especially the loud sucking noise. I

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