DT: Lissen, Mr. Corona, do you prefer Corona King, or Corona Virus?
DT: Right. I'm just going to call you Spot. You know, I felt you were a pandemic long before you were even called a pandemic.
DT: Very much under control in the USA? I never said that! I said you were a very contagious virus!
DT: Look, I’ve barely slowed you down at all. Think about it. Inadequate testing, that was me. And I encouraged people to go out for as long as I could!
DT: You know, you made me look really bad with that Easter Bunny business. I mean, that was going to be a hit with the Christian right, and you kind of ruined it for me.
DT: I understand. Spot, I would like you to do us a favor though because our country has been through a lot…